ElliotElliot is rational, sometimes dumb, slightly awkward and a skilled magician who currently teaches ESL. He wants to live some semblance of a normal life, but will often give into Rob's tempting shenanigans. Those same shenanigans often involve him getting hurt.
RobRob is dumber than Elliot, very self-centered, loves competition, and is the best. Very little is known about Rob save for his fiercely loyal friendship to Elliot. Rob contributes nothing to the apartment that he and Elliot share except fun (Fun is not a monetary measurement)
iMonkeyThe third man in the band. iMonkey is half mp3 device and half monkey, making him super desirable. Rob bought him, and one time tried to modify him, which made iMonkey flip out and try to kill Rob and Elliot. While evil, he was locked in a closet and was released later by some robbers, whom he mangled. He is all better now and is fine n' dandy like sour candy.
NoelThe object of Elliot's affections. She recently got back together with her old boyfriend Clint, giving him a second chance. She teaches at Elliot's school, what she teaches is unknown. Possibly English.